Blokd Glasses – Blue Light Protection for Terminally Online People

Blokd Glasses – Blue Light Blockers for the Terminally Online

You asked for it: just pure blue light blocking to protect your eyeballs from the dopamine-depleting glow of your favorite screens.

Whether you're binge-watching productivity hacks, doomscrolling Reddit threads on how to quit social media, or "working" at your laptop for 9 hours straight, these lenses help cut the harsh blue light — so you can scroll in slightly less pain.

🧠 Why You'll (Pretend to) Love Them:

• 🔵 Blocks Blue Light – Scientifically designed to make you feel more productive without doing anything differently.

• 👓 No Magnification – No weird zooming effect. Just vibes and visual clarity.

• 😎 Low-Key Look – Clean, lightweight frames that say “I take myself too seriously” but in a hot way.

• 💻 Optimized for Screen Zombies – Laptops, phones, LED lights, and that awful fluorescent thing at work.

💤 Use them when:

• You’re doing a “dopamine detox” but still checking your phone.

• Your screen time hits 12+ hours and your eyes feel like hot gravel.

• You want to look deep… but are just deeply online.

Shipping Note: These beauties may take up to a few weeks to arrive, but hey — if you’ve survived 8 years in hustle culture, what’s a few more days?